Downtown Austin

Downtown Austin

Freitag, 15. Juni 2007

The love of my life

Mal was lustiges zwischendurch. Bin beim Surfen durch das Welt Weite Web (psst, während der Arbeit) über folgenden Witz gestolpert. Da ich auch ein alter Single bin nicht ganz unpassend. Mit meinen Eltern hat das aber nichts zu tun, also nicht das ihr schlecht über die denkt. Irgendwelche Ähnlichkeiten mit Lebenden oder Toten ist folglich rein zufällig.

Joe: Mike, you're 45 years old and never been married. Is it cause you can't find a woman that you love?
Mike: No, that's not the problem. I've found several women that I've loved. The problem's that when I bring 'em home to meet my folks, my Mom hates them. I don’t want to marry someone that is going to fight with my family.
Joe: I have the answer to your problem. Find a girl that is exactly like your mother. Your mother should get along with her and your problems are solved.

About 2 months later Mike and Joe are talking again.
Joe: So, Mike, did ya find a nice girl to bring home to your folks?
Mike: Yeah, but it didn't work out so well.
Joe: Why's that? Wasn't she just like your mother?
Mike: She was exactly like my mother. My Mom adores her.
Joe: So what’s the problem?
Mike: My Pop hates her.

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